SICK SENSE OF HUMOR – Frasier and Martin accompany Niles to the hospital when Maris undergoes a facelift. However, when Martin tries to cut out after spotting his long-estranged, ex–partner, Artie (guest star Lincoln Patrick), Frasier is on call to help mend their rift.
- Lincoln Patrick as Artie
- Betty Comden as Linda (caller)
- Adolph Green as Walter (caller)