LOW KEY – Frasier's foray into manhood becomes a best-seller! Frasier fumes after Thomas Jay Fallow (guest star John O'Hurley), a Boston bar buddy he once helped overcome writer's block, turns the confidential story of Frasier's initiation into manhood by his older piano teacher into a best-selling, romantic novella.
- "By God?!? Would you believe this guy's grandiosity, I'm God and he knows it!!"
- Frasier had sex for the first time with his piano teacher, Clarice Warner
- Bulldog had sex for the first time on his 16th birthday with a hooker paid for by his father. He states all he wanted was a bike, explaining Bulldog's general oversexed behaviour stemming from the unresolved trauma of his first time.